How about enjoying some humor today? Naturally, when you solicit marriage advice, you get quite a variety of ideas from novices and veterans alike. Today’s Wisdom Wednesday will focus on some of the funny tidbits we received from others. Hope you enjoy a good laugh:
“Don’t read, or let your husband read, Proverbs 31:10-31.” (CS)
“Fight naked.” (NS and DB and AC, yes three people gave us that one.)
“Don’t eat that one year old cake!” (CA) (We didn’t! I think it’s still in his sister’s freezer.)
“For the bride: lingerie is your next best friend.” (A)
“Have lots of s*x” – (We got a lot of these notes on note cards)
“Don’t always be right, even though you are.” (VB)
“He’ll put up with our girlie food for a while then declare his need for MEAT.” (SH)
“Earplugs, sleep masks, and tiny reading lights are bliss savers.” (SM)
“The secret is two words: ‘Yes, Ma’am.'” (MP)
“Don’t wear fanny packs.” (LR)